Here are some of the random things that my roommate has said. Most of them are pretty random and funny.

Steve is now talking about beating things with a video camera while says that he's "video cameraing it"

Steve: I've got a can of reindeer, would you like some? *holding out a can with a stuffed reindeer in it*
Nick: Sorry, I'm allergic to stuffed reindeer

Hans: You know if you feed a cow sawdust it'll shit out 2x4s?
Steve: What is it like a planer?
Steve: *after talking about a 2x4 coming out* Aww send it back through the tops kinda rough

Steve: I have a sparkly penis!

Steve: She has verbal diarrhea

*While playing Half-Life: Source*
Steve: That alien's got giant testicles!
Steve: Is that spooge?
Steve: He's hitting me with his testicles!

*After Nick hangs up bags filled with cans to make room for more*
Steve: I have an irrational fear of hanging cans!